A duck walks into a bar, waddles up to the bartender and says: “Give me a beer.” The bartender looks at him and says, “Hey, wait a minute. You’re a duck. How are you going to pay for this beer?” The duck replies, “Put it on my bill.” I can feel an audible groan coming from you. While this might be a pretty feeble attempt at humor, this much I also know — about half of you are going to go home and tell this same pathetic joke at dinner ...
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